Teacher: John, if there are 5 birds in the tree and I shoot 1, how many are left?
John: None.
Teacher: How did you come up with that answer?
John: If I shoot one the rest will flee from the gunshot.
Teacher: The correct answer is 4 but I like the way you think.
John: Now I got a question for you, three ladies are sitting on a bench with ice-creams, one licks it, one sucks and one bites, now, which one is married?
Teacher: The one who sucks it?
John: Normally it's the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.
So sarcastic! Haha.

What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?
A : A penguin rolling down a hill.
Haha so cute.

100th post :)
Was intending to meet Baby in the morning, but it was raining so asked him to stay at home. Stupid rain ): Then Ziting called and said she wanted to say something important, asked me go Shawn's place. Rushed out of my house and walked to his place. Peixuan, Jianwen, Jacinda and Derrick were there too.
Yup, tears welled up in my eyes upon hearing what Ziting said. She'll be migrating to Europe soon and not coming back. Which means no more craziness with her. No more laughing like there's no tomorrow. No more kicking each other asses and telling each other nonsensical stuff. All of us drank and smoked and just sat around chatting. After a while we cracked up, saying stuff like wishing her good luck in not getting H1N1 there. Haha. I hugged Ziting so tightly that she couldn't breathe :X Sigh, let's just pray that she WILL come back afterall. No way shall she be so heartless as to pangseh us. Right right love? Will miss my girl like hell )':
Its raining heavily again! Even God's sad that Ziting's leaving. D:

P.S. Sorry Baby for smoking when i had promised you not to..


Weechuan stinks.